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The Case Of The New Album Title (excerpt)
Andy played the blues on a red guitar. âIs music really the food of love?â he asked himself. âI donât knowâ he replied. It was nearly the time of the season. The children of the village had already laid out their lunch-boxes, impatiently listening to the sandwiches held captive inside, hoping to hear some news . .Â
Beatles For Sale
âBeatles For Saleâ (December 1964) was The Beatlesâ fourth album, following âPlease Please Meâ (March 1963), âWith The Beatlesâ (November 1963), and most importantly, âA Hard Dayâs Nightâ (July 1964). âBeatles For Saleâ clearly marks the transition from cute mop-topism to . .Â
In and outside of dreamscapes, over
subconscious marine events, neither flying nor removed
from flight, written words appear in time . .
âWhoâs Nextâ was released first in the U.S.A. in August 1971, and then in the U.K. later that same month. This, The Whoâs fifth studio album, is widely regarded as one of the greatest rock albums of all time. It has achieved both critical acclaim and financial success . .Â
The Jam - Sound Affects
Paul Weller has stated that 'Down in the Tubestation at Midnight' started off as a poem. As early as 'All Mod Cons' fans were sending Paul poems, some of which Paul published in a fanzine. Paul has been influenced by poetry for a long time . .Â
Lennon v McCartney
Please note that the following review of the album âLennon v McCartneyâ is a review of an album which does not actually exist in this world (although there are many possible worlds in which it does exist). The fact of the albumâs non-existence in this world is beyond our control.
Joni Mitchell â Blue
Towards A Theory Of Cymbalism
All I Want
A statement of desire. Let us begin by noting that words are not themselves the ultimate objects of desire; rather, we find that words are found wanting. What is it that words desire? Form, content, syntax, semantics, structure? Again, these words are not themselves the objects of desire â they too are found wanting. No mere symbol is the obect of desire of another symbol. As against this, it is our contention that words are cymbals, which desire to crash with each passionate heart-beat. That is to say, words that are found wanting have desires (not objects) as their object.